Dizzy

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Getting that feeling

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That I’m trapped
connected
by wires
in a CD carousel

Spinning

round and round

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at
a Mary Poppins

B&D fair

Searching for

THE SOUL DISC

The Omnimaniac controller

Keeps
belligerently

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punching
my buttons

programming
Me
to find

but
big
but
a coming

BUT

has failed

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to include

“wanker”

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Getting that feeling

Re pe at edly

That I’m trapped
connected
by wires
in a CD carousel

Spinning

round and round

Re pe at edly

at
a Mary Poppins

B&D fair

Searching for

THE SOUL DISC

The Omnimaniac controller

Keeps
belligerently

Re pe at edly

punching
my buttons

programming
Me
to find

but
big
but
a coming

BUT

has failed

Re pe at edly

to include

“wanker”

© bg 2011

114 thoughts on “Dizzy”

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  5. ‘cuz my preference is for bananas…LOL (not much for grapes)

    Given choice of highs, anyway.

    Course, it takes a special banana…🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • Nope…just a good banana, bg!

        Your little monk is just regularly silly…Don’t really need any help in that department of the alcoholic variety.

        And you, bg? 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • As long as the topic came up, I’ll share this one:

        Your little monk is just kinda high on life. I laugh and giggle and get really silly ‘cuz it’s just what I do..something weird in my DNA, even when there isn’t really a reason to do it. I can be a very serious and studious little monk too, when the topic demands that kind of thought.

        As far as alcohol goes, or any other “drug” for that matter, caffeine being the sole exception, I’m frankly happier without it. There are so many better things in life…like BA-NA-NAS!!!!

        As to appetite…(if you’d like to have THAT discussion, I am open to it…LOL/giggle/feather tickles…and all THAT)

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • It is. You live in NZ though. You are accustomed to beautiful landscapes.

        This is a lovely one, though.

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • I agree completely. I love being out in it whenever I can.

        Of course, I’m a vine swinging monkey…what else would I like?🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 (well, okay, I can think of a few things)

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      • LOL…depends on whose BA-NA-NA we are talking about…

        If we are talking about my hairy Tarzan man, isn’t it better w/o the PJ’s?…LOL

        Definitely better w/o the alcohol.🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • LOL..It’s Call of the Wild…little monk version.

        Actually, it was too MUCH tea before bedtime…and Call of the Loo…If your in MY wild, maybe it is Call of the Loo(n)…😂

        For the record, you were the one who brought up Bananas in PJ’s, bg…LOL (gotta watch what ideas you put into the head of little monk…I can be excitable…Lol)

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • Yes, bg, because talk of whips and kitties is so much tamer…you funny hairy Tarzan man…

        I don’t need whips. I have banana leaf fronds, and I fan your feet with them to keep stroking the home fires…

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • Well then, my hairy Tarzan man, all my lovely/messy should line up perfectly with that .44 magnana gun of yours (all cleaned up now)…’cuz the best things in life involve a bit of ju-x-ta-position…Lol

        Little monk has her “goofy” on…🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

        Big feather tickles, bg…🐝⚓🌿🍌🙈

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      • He, he…bottle it as in “put a cork in it” or bottle it as in “I could make a fortune if I could just find a way to sell it”?

        This comes from my hairy Tarzan man who mentions things like bananas in PJ’s…Lol

        Speaking of which, I have a funny PJ story if you want to hear it…

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • little monk does one a disservice in thinking anything but my meaningful comment was about a fortune lol funny you mention put i cork in it cause i just replied on a thread (i get lost) that fate had your tongue lol . the default answer to your question, do i want to hear one of your stories is yes 🙃🔫🍌

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      • I was shopping with my youngest and ventured into the ladies lingerie ‘cuz my daughter needed socks. My youngest son noticed a set of skimpy Marvel-related women’s PJ’s and found it incredibly funny. (little bikini undies with comic strip on them and little half-shirt with Thor and company…) He laughed so hard and so long at this…that I finally bought them…

        I’m am now the proud owner of skimpy superhero jammies…

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      • Lol…

        I will save them for something funny…

        (insert giggles here…)

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🍌🐝⚓🙈

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      • if you bring your black umbrella…

        (is it big enough for two, given I am just a little monk?)…🐝

        be advised, they are guaranteed to produce little more than laughter…well, maybe a bit more than that…

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      • if the world was flat my umbrella would have stopped any flood lol 🙃🔫🍌 ps hes so boastful ,ask him what would of protective the world from his tears ,cause hes a cry baby yours dr fraud bagahaha oops i chooked on my evil laugh

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      • You are a funny, hairy Tarzan man…

        I rather enjoy your evil laugh, cry baby lovely, messy….Are we going to wreck/make the garden?

        ‘cuz to get the fullness of it, it is both things…I think.

        It is the lukewarm indifference of shallow, empty, hollow that drives little monk to distraction…

        Explains why I’ve taken up swinging on vines and large beanstalks…

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • Lol…kind of stuff that makes monk’s heart skips beats….

        Well, that and slippery trails with big drop offs and large, twisty roots in the way and NO vines in site…Imagine that…🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • imagine ,maybe Little monk should get brian to teach her how yo use a whip indiana jones style. i remember him swinging to safety on the whip like it was a vine a few times .allow i doubt it would hold a man ,i think little monk you would be light enough to enjoy a good whip swing 🙃🔫🍌

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      • Oh, no, bg…now we are back on whips…You are soooooo naughty.

        Lol…I much prefer vines, thank you very much…especially the kind that protrude from bean eating Tarzan trousers…Lol

        (where is that giggle jar, anyway?…I have a very large deposit…😂🙈🌿🍌⚓)

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      • How many threads are we talking on anyway, Dr. Fraud…talk about dizzy (the good kind)…
        You are word-web spinning tonight like a hungry spider…
        (today for you)

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🐝🙈⚓

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      • our ones … true story ,i had to dig u out of the spam bin again . i was on the treadmill ,and a sweat drip fell on my phones keyboard sending a comment to spam ,so i had to work out again how to recover you. anyway success we all good again 😊🔫🍌

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      • where was that umbrella when you need it? Lol

        Ah..Rescued from a drop of sweat…my sweaty hairy Tarzanish hero…

        (what kind of dreams do you think might follow THAT one?…Lol)

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • Lol…too funny…what to protect it from my hairy Tarzan man’s sweat drops…

        I’ve worked “umbrella” into my Monday’s post, btw…

        In case you start sweating intercontinentally…🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🍌🐝⚓🙈

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      • I am only dangerous in the very best ways possible…

        Can one laugh oneself to death?…Or love? Or fan banana leaf fronds? Or feather tickle…well, THAT might lead to trouble…Lol

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿☺🐝🍌⚓🙈

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      • True story, because you didn’t ask…I just like to tell them…Indulge me…

        I had to take a bath in my big tub AFTER little monk finished, because we did actually dump an ENTIRE bottle of suds in…they didn’t just drain out…SO…

        I took a nice long, hot bath…and enjoyed the remnants of our silly movie.

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🐝🙈⚓🐝

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      • While we are on the topic, I’m going to slip into mine (PJ’s). The title of my Monday’s post is HARD…and no, it isn’t the first thing that came to your mind, Dr. Fraud; and, no, I’m not joking.

        Curious?🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🙈

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      • That is very curious indeed, Dr. Fraud, my Tarzanish muse.

        Relieved and giggling, she slips back under the covers for sweet, bananaish dreams…

        Be good, bg🐝🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • Bad-Bad is a double negative, which is really a positive. I’m good at maths…for a little monk. ‘Tis better to do bad badly, than to do good badly…right, Dr. Fraud?

        😂🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • dear little monk ,your mathematical brilliance is amazing and yes you are quite right , i think a good example of good badly might be dropping mushrooms on japan allow to my knowledge bg wasnt involved in that due to a small amount of existence matter not been available at the time . yours insincerely dr fraud Bwahaheha 🎃🔫🍌🙃🔫🍌

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      • And now that my PJ’s are on, I am going to slip under my covers and dream bananaish dreams of a Tarzanish-man in paradiseish places…(say THAT ten times quickly)…LOL

        Banana leaf fronds and feathers your way…❤

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      • Lightly and rarely…

        Can live gladly without it…LOL

        I’ve watched a lot of lives destroyed around me for its use.

        Wouldn’t swinging on vines with my hairy Tarzan man be a high enough high? Lol…no circular spinning though and no ‘buts’…Lol

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • there are a lot of things out there that can distroy us but its the itch within that they focus on and alcohol is just their choice of back scratcher that they use to flays themselves alive .🎃🔫🍌

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      • I have found the best things in life to be better w/out it.

        Vine swinging under the influence is deadly. Kind of fun with a partner, especially the hairy Tarzan man kind with big banana gun…(and NO, I’m not drinking, unless you count my green tea with lemon grass and coconut…LOL)

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      • It is one of my favorites. I have a tea bar in my house. (used by the past owner for alcohol). I have quite an assortment.

        Little monk doesn’t really need any help getting goofy…Lol

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      • I would say that I’m sorry, but really, I’m not…

        My hairy Tarzan man is just so much fun to play with…🐝🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

        Are you getting tired of me yet?

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      • Go ahead, bg…

        Make my day…Lol

        (your vine swinging mission, should you choose to accept it, will require that cool banana gun of yours…Lol)

        🙈

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      • Lol…Passion is like a drug too, but one that fills…much preferred.

        Not all appetites are bad…

        Of course, I’m a vine swinging primate who ate peanut butter covered bananas for breakfast and lunch (true story…). That should tell you something about your little monk’s appetite…Lol

        Got big bananas on the brain…🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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      • Too much sugar…I get crazy enough. I use this amazing natural peanut butter with nothing added (not even salt). True story: I order it in a 45 pound container…you know like one of those super big paint buckets…We eat a lot of peanut butter….

        and bananas…

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      • Speaking of dirty, my hairy Tarzan man…your little monk was all covered in flour and chocolate and had to have a sponge bath…🙈

        Took me hours of vine swinging to dry out…🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

        THAT would have been more fun had I had my Tarzan there…oh well, what’s a little monk to do?

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🙈

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      • Banana leaf fronds can be good for cooling as well as heating. They also can be used as a wrap to cook things in. LOL They are apparently flame resistant.

        So you can fan the flames without setting the house on fire.🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

        Of course, if you would like it to LOOK like the house is on fire, we can always make smoke bombs…LOL

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      • 🌿🌿 One for each of your two left feet. If you slip on them, am I going to have to swing over on my vine and pick you up?

        (The way they lean on my computer, looks more like for your two right…LOL)

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  8. All that mindless, pointless spinning…round and round and round…’tis the wrong kind of spinning, bg. Little monk is getting dizzy…(not the good kind…there is a good kind)

    When you swing through the vines, you actually GET somewhere…LOL

    🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

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  9. Did my “spinning” make you laugh when you read it? It rings familiar. Love the beat that you have with this one, but oh, how frustrating…LOL

    Speaking of “spinning”, I just uploaded a video of the smoke bombs in the comment section for you.

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