i opened up my black umbrella

Jesus is now reigning my
screeched a burnt distorted
angelic face

i opened up my black
like it was an old Sunday
school bible

heavenly blood may wash
sins away
but try getting the damned
mortal type
out of your virgin nurses
quipped the beautiful

it’s funny what brings back
its funny what resurerectsΒ 
a life

Β© bg2012

49 thoughts on “i opened up my black umbrella

  1. Oh, please do…Lol

    (going to tell me to behave now, bg?)


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      • He, he…you THINK?🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

        .44 magnana gun? ‘cuz that’s a big gun…Lol

        The thoughts you put in little monk’s brain…Lol

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      • Lol…I am only going off said reported information by my yet Masked Muse….

        ‘sides, it’s what you do with it that really matters…Lol

        It’s all lovely/messy…πŸ™ˆ

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      • He, he…I thought you were bringing the umbrella…isn’t that raincoat redundant?…Lol

        Or are you trying to cover up that strange vine protrusion from eating Jack’s beans?

        Yes, I know…little monk behave (but not really…)


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      • no, not pointing, just engaging my cerebral functioning…whatever that is, Dr. Fraud…to imaginengineate .44 magnana vine protrusion gun…or something like that…Lol


        Beside, I don’t point. I wrap arms and legs and swing…sans Velcro..cuz ouch! (in case you needed a reminder)

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      • If you have your giggle jar ready…little monk had another funny for you. I was just finishing to put up on the superbananamonkey site…
        (I hope it makes you laugh, bg)

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      • Lol…just be careful not to step on those broken glass shards, ‘cuz that would leave you with a wound in need of healing…(of course, I know first aid, jungle variety…and CPR)

        I suppose I could swing over and carry you over the danger on my vine…no Velcro…promise…


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      • Whips again!

        You are a naughty hairy Tarzan man tonight…(my tonight/technically it is Sunday)…Lol



      • Cool story, has nothing to do with whips:

        A huge orb weaving spider is occupying one of the windows in my office. I noticed him out there yesterday (kind of high off the ground for an orb weaver). This morning I woke up to an intricate and beautifully spun web that takes up the better part of that large window. I’m hoping I get to see him catch something in it. Anyway, little monk’s video is up in the comment section, appropriately in the post lovely, messy…Lol

        Wait until you need a good giggle to watch…

        Hope your week is wonderful and full of lots of giggles….πŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸ™ˆπŸπŸŒβš“β˜Ί (let me know if you require some feather tickles…)

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      • I don’t actually want a literal spider in my bed, no…Lol

        Are you inquiring as to my preferences?…Lol (haven’t ever dropped any hints in that area…have I, my hairy Tarzan man?)🍌

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      • It is in the oven now…

        If it tastes as good as it smells…something about boiling down that banana liquid into a syrup…yummy…I will share.

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      • The world’s most experimental banana cake was a smash hit, so I sent the directions on to your e-mail. It is your funny, little monk who wrote them, so read at your own risk…


        Lovely, messy banana leaf fronds and feather tickles your way.


      • i will put on my google glasses to read .google is my number 1 translator as i barely know 1 language. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸŒπŸŒπŸŒπŸŒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ

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      • I think hairy Tarzan man and little monk speak 1 language and the rest of the world speaks SPACE ALIEN…


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  2. You were in my feed, my hairy Tarzan man!

    (I think I’ll just let that comment resurerectly stand…)


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      • Lol…must have been.


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      • Lol…fate has me by something, I think…

        I actually walked (swung…) into a large spider web this week…I’m apparently caught in every direction…Lol


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      • Lol…

        Yes, my hairy Tarzan man (that does just make me giggle every time I type it), I do think a spider man has something to do with it…🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🐝

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      • Jack’s beanstalk could be problematic also…

        Of course, little monk likes to swing on vines…Lol

        🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 (especially with her hairy Tarzan man…do I need to describe it?…)

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  3. This didn’t pull up in my WP reader on my main site (and I did check and I’m still following…go figure), so I had to traverse the round-about way to get here. Of course, you are worth it…

    And so very clever…

    So, bg, what resurerects a life? (brilliant word play, btw…I know my answerβš“)

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      • Too funny. I did the same last night. My Thursday was crazy busy (and a little lovely, messy…as I made really good banana bread with all the stacks of bananas around my home…still have enough left over for a cake…just letting them blacken a bit…Lol) I discovered a cool technique for the bananas also: microwave them for at least 5 min., drain off the liquid and boil it to reduce it for about 5 min. and return back to the bananas…allows for MORE bananas in the bread w/o getting soggy. I’m going to try it in the cake…🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

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      • I will share. My children said it was the best banana bread ever…I have high hopes for the cake.🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🐝

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      • Okay, I just found my banana cake recipe, titled, of course, “Best Ever Banana Cake”, because everything has to be the “best”, doesn’t it?

        I will experiment and see if I can make the “Better than Best Banana Cake Ever”, ‘cuz verbally that’s not even a possibility…Lol

        If I should succeed, I will share…

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