A GENTLEMANS SECRET

There once was a donkey
There once was an old

OH GOD

There was a young lady

And

The rest
should
never-ever
ever-never

have

Been sold

Β©bg 2010

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76 thoughts on “A GENTLEMANS SECRET

  1. Brilliant bg! (🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿…11 out of a possible 10 banana leaf fronds your way)

    Consider double-o-banana on the task…something about dying appeasing. OUCH! Much worse than a fall off a vine…πŸ™ˆ

    Few bruises, back up and swing high…Lol

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      • constantly but when i was a kid on a swing i always had to go low before my chariot would carry me higher lol also had to go backwards just to go forward πŸ˜†πŸ”«πŸŒ theres a swinging lesson for life in dem words lol πŸ˜†πŸ”«πŸŒ

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      • “constantly”…oh, i’m so relieved to hear that…(seriously)
        Life is low then high and back then forth over and over again…(then again, so is “constantly”)…Lol
        I’m going to have to delete some of these…(there are lots of lessons in your words…I’m trying to catch on as quickly as possible…Lol)πŸŒΏπŸ™ˆπŸ˜ŠπŸ’‘

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      • Lol…not bumpy, swingy or constantly enough…LOL
        (Does that answer your question, Dr. Fraud?…πŸŒΏπŸ™ˆπŸ˜Š he,he…this is on your site…you possess the power of the delete button.)
        I possess the trouser switch…Lol

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      • see…the keys do come in handy…Lol
        I like the light switch in the pocket though…that was a fun piece of innuendo…access works for me also…my hairy Tarzan man.πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸ˜Š

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      • oh oops that jokes a reference to a nz kids program i grew up with called playschool ,as you can imagine when i got older and learnt what innuendo was, the words took on new meaning that tickled my funny Bone πŸ˜†πŸ”«πŸŒ

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      • About which part?…children’s books or circulation…I forget which comment I’m answering…LOL
        πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸ

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      • I’m not right about the circulation part?…Pretend I didn’t ask that. One banana gun if I’m right…Two banana guns if I’m wrong…(it’s like Paul Revere…Lol) ‘cuz the point isn’t to cut it off, right? πŸ™ˆ

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      • I looked up the show and Humpty…
        Lmao…He looks like a big, green booger with arms and legs…”yes, I wonder what Humpty’s up to today, kids? Don’t sneeze too hard kids, you might send him air born, and that would snot be pretty.”

        btw, Now that you know what innuendo is, maybe you can explain it to me. I apparently haven’t grown up yet…πŸ™ˆπŸŒΏπŸ˜ŠπŸ’‘πŸπŸ‘ƒπŸ˜‚πŸŒ(I can’t believe I have a NOSE emoji…at least I THINK that’s what it is…Lol.)

        Little monk left you a funny when you get a chance…i’ve already lost it over that NOSE?! emoji…I need the giggle jar and your hanky…lmao…

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      • Lol…that hen did not lay the egg, she exploded…BAM!…into a billion little pieces of chicken skin, blood particles and feather…(there’s a lovely image for a children’s show…he,he)
        πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸ˜ŠπŸ

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      • You really have your Dr. Seuss on…Lol
        Green Eggs and Ham would have also benefited from an exploding chicken, imo. (good for teaching kids to read though).

        Was Humpty “white” in Aus. and “green” in NZ?…’cuz omg…what were they thinking? πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸπŸ˜Š

        “Let’s pick a nice non-offensive, culturally sensitive color for Humpty…how ’bout Booger Green!?!”

        Hope your week starts out with a good laugh, bg!

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      • it just did lol …. i never saw Aussie version , i think secretly humpty was meant to be a big ball of wacky backy but they just told the producers it was a egg lol πŸ˜†πŸ”«πŸŒ

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      • Before we moved, we did organic/free range stuff on our ten acres. That included hens. Our hens laid eggs ranging from tan to brown…
        (they were really good eggs, too.)πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸπŸ˜Š

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      • I just learned this one: (re: Banishedman, actually, but were on this thread)…Coyote is the Nez Perce tribe hero (NW US mountain range). The story is that there was a fierce monster devouring all the animals, and Coyote jumped down his throat and killed him by sawing up his heart with flint. After the monster was dead, Coyote cut its body into small pieces, creating from each part a different tribe. Of course, the person telling the story would ascribe the most important parts, like the heart or blood, to their own tribe. I thought that was cool…πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸ(little monk’s brain goes wild on this stuff)

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      • ‘course if you have the right keys you can turn things on also…LolπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸ™ˆπŸπŸ˜ŠπŸ’‘…as to hanky…well I’ll leave Dr. Fraud to fill in that gap…

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      • Better because of him than because of all my silly e-mails.πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸ
        Yes, I do believe you have me wrapped around your little finger…or around something…Lol (I’m laughing too HARD to complete that thought)…

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      • Lol…I thought it was supposed to increase/stimulate the circulation…Lol
        U R Bad, in the very bestist of ways.πŸŒΏπŸŒπŸ™ˆπŸ(Do you require help with this?)

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      • You can always delete the comment…Lol
        You NEVER do you know…I always think you will…and you NEVER do. I find that funny…πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸ˜Š (I find a lot of things funny though)…
        You set me up for these, btw…knowingly

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      • twisted is the right word…Lol
        No, I definitely do not want to delete the fun with my hairy Tarzan man…You certainly have little monk twisted around in something…πŸ™ˆ
        he,he…

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      • I’m going to take that wonderful twisting, the keys in your pocket, your easy access shorts, some funny thoughts on circulation and my giggle jar which is nearly full…and crawl under my warm down blankets (it’s cold here tonight…)
        Little monk will work on some more funnies tomorrow…πŸ™ˆπŸŒπŸŒΏπŸπŸ˜ŠπŸ•ΈπŸ•·πŸ’‘
        Be badly bad, bg!

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