I like this, bg. You are so clever. This reminds me of a day I went swinging way up high in the tree canopy and slipped off my vine and landed with a big splat on my banana gun…
It wasn’t pretty. I bruised my tail and broke my gun…
Can you believe THAT?
So, I asked myself, “Now what am I going to banana blast the clan of evil, greedy, thieving, bigoted, joy-sucking, hatemongers that destroy the world with?” (See why I struggle with Haiku?)
Then I woke up on Wednesday morning and realized that their clan leader had been elected President of the United States. NO!
btw, do you think I would get arrested for banana blasting him in the face?🙈🍌🌿😊
(might need to borrow your banana gun for that, of course, in a non-incriminating, non-implicating fashion…I will thoroughly wipe all the fingerprints off of it first…Lol)
clever never ,but its fantastic you enjoyed ,i do get a kick out of people liking what i write ,i really do appreciate you letting me know Little monk ,may the Almighty vines forever hold u 😆🎃🔫🍌
Really clever and witty – I love your haikus
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thank you , i enjoy writing them , really appreciate your feedback 😊
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Kudos to haiku
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cheers , thanks for the feedback back ,very much appreciated 😆
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when the monkey rules
we must dance before his throne
till our legs buckle
Great haiku, couldn’t resist adding my own, guess we’re facing in the same direction!
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thats a very cool haiku,thanks for sharing
i thoroughly enjoyed. yep same direction lol 😊
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I like this, bg. You are so clever. This reminds me of a day I went swinging way up high in the tree canopy and slipped off my vine and landed with a big splat on my banana gun…
It wasn’t pretty. I bruised my tail and broke my gun…
Can you believe THAT?
So, I asked myself, “Now what am I going to banana blast the clan of evil, greedy, thieving, bigoted, joy-sucking, hatemongers that destroy the world with?” (See why I struggle with Haiku?)
Then I woke up on Wednesday morning and realized that their clan leader had been elected President of the United States. NO!
btw, do you think I would get arrested for banana blasting him in the face?🙈🍌🌿😊
(might need to borrow your banana gun for that, of course, in a non-incriminating, non-implicating fashion…I will thoroughly wipe all the fingerprints off of it first…Lol)
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clever never ,but its fantastic you enjoyed ,i do get a kick out of people liking what i write ,i really do appreciate you letting me know Little monk ,may the Almighty vines forever hold u 😆🎃🔫🍌
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