poopling soup recipes #12

the tortphant beast sat under his shell 
and asked why his world had gone to hell
the reaper looked hostile 
but gave a tender smile 
as the beast fell asleep in a well  

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poopling soup recipes #92

there was a live minefield in Frowns field 
where the clown danced with his battle shield 
when there was a kaboom
he went from clown to fume 
and mourners said Frown couldn't be healed 

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poopling soup recipes #60

there was a cat in an untagged box 
who drew the hidden in a grey smock
she sent her poop by post  
to her unknown host 
to claim dead or alive she's a fox 

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poopling soup recipes #44

a silly old willy tried to rise 
raised up by a team of harnessed flies 
giddy up yelled willy 
his voice sounding shrilly
as willy squeezed salt from his dry eyes 


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poopling soup recipes #01

there was a fetus who achieved zen 
in a bucket where there was no yen 
the fetus cried out HO!
for fetus felt no woe 
as the fetus morphed into a wren 

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poopling soup recipes #33

there was a bard who quickly drank rum
so life's illusions were not humdrum 
one day his bottle broke
and he was an old soak
trying to mend the trash with chewed gum

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poopling soup recipes #29

there was an old frog in a bloodbath
watching missiles march on their warpath
his pad had no roof  
it was not bombproof 
from the storms eye of a psychopath

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poopling soup recipes #21

there was an old claustrophobic drunk 
that lived in a bottle with a skunk 
when the drunk let rip
the skunk lost his grip
and punched the drunk in his deep fried junk  

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poopling soup recipes #09

there once was an atheist called god 
who some said had an impressive rod 
but there were some others 
who claimed to be brothers 
said he was a genocidal sod 

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poopling soup recipes #101

there was a cold killer who slit throats
he had a lot of blood red raincoats 
one day he was shaving
his image was raving 
so he cut off the cold killers' quotes 

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