poopling soup recipes #100

there was a bard who traveled by hearse
who had worlds to foresee and traverse
his words were scattered ash 
his urn a can for trash 
while his epitaph would break his curse 

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poopling soup recipes #190

there was a priest called wackadoodle
whose bomb would destroy kit's caboodle 
it was done for the beast
that rose out of the east 
and said diners must suck my noodle 

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poopling soup recipes #59

there's was a doll tied to a stream's bed 
the tears and sand weighted her with dread 
a snake shredded her skin
till she got paper thin 
that old doll tied down on her deathbed 

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poopling soup recipes #71

there was a monk that watched a battle 
he listened to the distant rattle 
when the bell rang he woke 
on a fish bone he choke 
as the monk caught the battles babel


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poopling soup recipes #63

there was a drunk on a stuck trolley
he had taken into the mire with molly
where bugs pulled out his teeth  
then gave his toe a wreath 
when the drunk kissed tooth fairy folly 

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poopling soup recipes #139

there was a god who said i'm like you
ewe sneezed in god's face till ewe turned blue 
ewe who died from god's will 
when ewe took the blue pill 
but still ewe turned up in quite the stew 

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poopling soup recipes #213

there was a priest who wore pure sheepskin 
he raped his flock with a gentle grin 
he left scars of shed tears 
with his fleecing steal shears    
that priest who drenched his flock in ricin 

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poopling soup recipes #85

there was a drunk that swam through times ooze 
where pillows have nightmares when they snooze
there memories chun churn 
into shadows that burn 
where all the drunk's clues form a dull bruise 

 
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poopling soup recipes #96

there was a demonic doll from hell
well that's where the righteous made her dwell  
she tried to pass over 
by wishing on clover 
but those above blocked the carved stairwell 


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poopling soup recipes #37

there was a dog that went to the farm 
he was transported there by a firearm
he tried to fetch his bones  
but couldn't smell their moans 
cause the bullet had done to much harm


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