poopling soup recipes #79

there was an old bard who got gout 
that hopped on one foot and drank stout
the cure couldn't be worse 
than his timing of verse 
when the old bard lived through a drought

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poopling soup recipes #15

there was a man who gave piggybacks 
he lived in half demolished love shacks 
that were built on pillars 
by passionate killers
who rode on the dogmatic mans backs 

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poopling soup recipes #67

there was a bug with anxiety 
all a jitter in society
where one can get crowd crushed 
in a world that's airbrushed 
to ignore bugs with variety

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poopling soup recipes #75

there was a pauper saint who felt faint 
while smoking brushes dipped in lead paint
his drunk portraits were grim 
they only sung one hymn 
when he kissed their cheeks it left a taint 

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poopling soup recipes #40

there was a paper plane with no jet
that got rolled into a cigarette 
which crashed in an ashtray 
where it watched a french play 
about a used lipstick tubes regret 

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poopling soup recipes #51

there was a dawg who smoked a stovepipe
and he drank whiskey like a drainpipe 
in the clouds he did soar 
his laugh sounded like thor 
that ol' dawg with the rarest blood type

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r.i.p friend 

poopling soup recipes #90

there was a monk who was alien 
he was a sesquipedalian
who looked centipede ish 
and tasted like grilled fish 
said a monk who was mammalian

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poopling soup recipes #12

the tortphant beast sat under his shell 
and asked why his world had gone to hell
the reaper looked hostile 
but gave a tender smile 
as the beast fell asleep in a well  

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poopling soup recipes #92

there was a live minefield in Frowns field 
where the clown danced with his battle shield 
when there was a kaboom
he went from clown to fume 
and mourners said Frown couldn't be healed 

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poopling soup recipes #60

there was a cat in an untagged box 
who drew the hidden in a grey smock
she sent her poop by post  
to her unknown host 
to claim dead or alive she's a fox 

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