poopling soup recipes #79

there was an old bard who got gout 
that hopped on one foot and drank stout
the cure couldn't be worse
than his timing of verse
when the old bard lived through a drought

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poopling soup recipes #15

there was a man who gave piggybacks 
he lived in half demolished love shacks
that were built on pillars
by passionate killers
who rode on the dogmatic mans backs

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poopling soup recipes #67

there was a bug with anxiety 
all a jitter in society
where one can get crowd crushed
in a world that's airbrushed
to ignore bugs with variety

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poopling soup recipes #75

there was a pauper saint who felt faint 
while smoking brushes dipped in lead paint
his drunk portraits were grim
they only sung one hymn
when he kissed their cheeks it left a taint

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poopling soup recipes #40

there was a paper plane with no jet
that got rolled into a cigarette
which crashed in an ashtray
where it watched a french play
about a used lipstick tubes regret

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poopling soup recipes #51

there was a dawg who smoked a stovepipe
and he drank whiskey like a drainpipe
in the clouds he did soar
his laugh sounded like thor
that ol' dawg with the rarest blood type

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poopling soup recipes #90

there was a monk who was alien 
he was a sesquipedalian
who looked centipede ish
and tasted like grilled fish
said a monk who was mammalian

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poopling soup recipes #12

the tortphant beast sat under his shell 
and asked why his world had gone to hell
the reaper looked hostile
but gave a tender smile
as the beast fell asleep in a well

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poopling soup recipes #92

there was a live minefield in Frowns field 
where the clown danced with his battle shield
when there was a kaboom
he went from clown to fume
and mourners said Frown couldn't be healed

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poopling soup recipes #60

there was a cat in an untagged box 
who drew the hidden in a grey smock
she sent her poop by post
to her unknown host
to claim dead or alive she's a fox

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