poopling soup recipes #113

there once was a monk who held a key 
to a stone box that held a banshee
a snake entered the stone 
to set free an old crone 
while the monk hugged a falling mute tree  


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poopling soup recipes #78

there was a grim in a summer robe
as he prepared to harvest the globe 
but a drought went ahead 
and killed his prize crop dead 
now the nods are demanding a probe 


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poopling soup recipes #111

there was a guru who meet with death 
only to find his bride had bad breath  
he thought he was distinct 
just as he went extinct 
now she wont let him play megadeath 

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poopling soup recipes #145

there was a pope who wanted a slice 
of a little place called paradise 
so he had a crusade
with a red cross and blade 
to get him heaven at a cut price 

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poopling soup recipes #39

there was a mad king sentenced to die 
he thought he'd meet the axe mid july 
when august spoke his name 
he looked at foes to blame 
who served him more crow pie in reply  
 
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poopling soup recipes #122

there was an old ghoul who went fishing 
for the bright stars that gave the wishing 
he cast his line at night 
using for bait moonlight 
but all he caught was a well wishing 

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poopling soup recipes #25

there was an old drunk that held a grudge 
for being born in the form of a smudge  
he bathed in a cat house 
where he was the toy mouse
that old drunk brewed in a pot of sludge  

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poopling soup recipes #42

there was a monk who talked to a rock 
he carried the rock in a worn sock 
the sock had stepped in hell
the rock hated the smell
so the monk cast them into a loch 

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poopling soup recipes #105

there once was a river that ran dry 
the fish all evolved so did not die 
they put wheels on boats 
had parades with floats 
to celebrate the jolly blowfly 

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poopling soup recipes #16

there was a mage in a barren land 
who blew poisoned seeds from his clay hand
the rains searched for the seeds 
that made the land bleed weeds 
while the mage's urn head filled with sand 

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