poopling soup recipes #171

there was a leprechaun that self harmed 
his tormenting demons were well armed 
they beat him day and night 
till he lost his life's fight 
yet his friends all thought his life was charmed 

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poopling soup recipes #150

there once was a giant who was scared 
that the round world could never be squared 
in rage he tore up books  
that protected the crooks   
then fled the world that had him ensnared 


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poopling soup recipes #162

the madgawd's cookedbook Pg 13

there was a madgawd who won a bet 
playing mahjong with his maddawg Set 
he stole Set's beady eyes 
causing Set's bots demise 
but the madgawd's bots wouldn't reset 

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poopling soup recipes #113

there once was a monk who held a key 
to a stone box that held a banshee
a snake entered the stone 
to set free an old crone 
while the monk hugged a falling mute tree  


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poopling soup recipes #78

there was a grim in a summer robe
as he prepared to harvest the globe 
but a drought went ahead 
and killed his prize crop dead 
now the nods are demanding a probe 


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poopling soup recipes #161

the madgawd's cookedbook Pg 12

there was a madgawd who dreamt of wars 
the bots battles had many encores 
they made their claws and  fangs 
to arm their waring gangs 
fighting for the idol they adores

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poopling soup recipes #111

there was a guru who meet with death 
only to find his bride had bad breath  
he thought he was distinct 
just as he went extinct 
now she wont let him play megadeath 

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poopling soup recipes #145

there was a pope who wanted a slice 
of a little place called paradise 
so he had a crusade
with a red cross and blade 
to get him heaven at a cut price 

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poopling soup recipes #160

the madgawd's cookedbook Pg 11

there was a madgawd at his wits end 
his bots viruses he couldn't mend 
the bots had religions 
spread by stool pigeons
released by a madgawds virtual friend 

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stool pigeon -A pigeon tied to a stool by a piece of twine, used as a decoy to entice free-flying birds to the ground to be shot or trapped.

poopling soup recipes #39

there was a mad king sentenced to die 
he thought he'd meet the axe mid july 
when august spoke his name 
he looked at foes to blame 
who served him more crow pie in reply  
 
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