tanka by a wanka 13 russell brand

that ol' russell brand 
has got a toxic rebrand 
will his gig posters 
turn into wanted posters 
while he prays in the wasteland

© by bg 2023

 authors notes-while the author does not know if brand is guilty or not and allow his gut is leaning towards the first, the author knows that humans LIE and this poem is about the lynch mobs reaction to the accusations.

a tanka by a wanka britney spears

spear my eyes fakes cried 
brit's tits need a straight jacket 
for their cracked record 
now the witch hunters will burn  
their pop tart naked savage 

©bg 2022

a tanka by a wanka 10 vladimir putin

there's a Vladimir
a cur who likes to putin 
mothers cry pullout 
i'm not a nato he laughs
ploughing on with his sickle 

©bg 2022

authors notes 
nato - North Atlantic Treaty Organization. 
nato means -no action talk only.
women use this expression  to describe a certain type of man. 

tanka by a wanka 9 boris johnson & ilk

boris wore his mops
to clean up his party slops
to help the blind cops 
laws count not for privileged tops
to them voters are milksops

©bg 2022

tanka by a wanka 8 novak Djokovic

line umpire calls out 
covid bounces on a court
 no in no out um
jockoprick screams not my fault 
hiding behind his racquet 

©bg 2022

tanka by a wanka 7 greta thunberg

poor young sprite greta 
trapped under her times fetish 
giant carbon footprints 
man's will to mitigate deaths 
anti vaxxers won't save her 
 
© by bg 2021

tanka by a wanka 6 jeff bezos

bezos you old dog 
did laika see god today 
bet your slaves saw red 

did you crap in your space suit 
you cannot afford a break

© by bg 2021
published a little late,but it was written i little early so balance and all that .🙂

tanka by a wanka 5 preachers

preachers of doctrines 
freedom of will purporters 
who block your thoughts path 
wrath will always surprise them 
for their myths are for the meek 
 
© by bg 2021

tanka by a wanka 4 hopes rise and fall

this terminal world 
pointless as heaven or hell 
for seasons reason 
kiss the autumn leaves adieu 
spoon the snowman till you melt

© by bg 2021

tanka by a wanka 3 drowning evolution

from the moons birds view 
earths feeble crop of green hair 
is drowned by bald blue
i hear seaweed is healthy 
mind warp to devolve whomans 

© by bg 2021