a tanka by a wanka britney spears

spear my eyes fakes cried 
brit's tits need a straight jacket 
for their broken record 
now the witch hunters will burn  
their pop tart naked savage 

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a tanka by a wanka 10 vladimir putin

there's a Vladimir
a cur who likes to putin 
mothers cry pullout 
i'm not a nato he laughs
ploughing on with his sickle 

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authors notes 
nato - North Atlantic Treaty Organization. 
nato means -no action talk only.
women use this expression  to describe a certain type of man. 

tanka by a wanka 9 boris johnson & ilk

boris wore his mops
to clean up his party slops
to help the blind cops 
laws count not for privileged tops
to them voters are milksops

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tanka by a wanka 8 novak Djokovic

line umpire calls out 
covid bounces on a court
 no in no out um
jockoprick screams not my fault 
hiding behind his racquet 

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