poopling soup recipes #70

there was a monk who met a sick dog 
that lead the monk to a lake of grog 
the dog baptized the monk 
in the name of the drunk 
then they imbibed the lake from a clog 

©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick

poopling soup recipes #03

there was an old lady with a cane 
wailing on a pinata coxswain
as she went down river 
the sun gave a shiver
when the old lady melted in rain 


©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick

poopling soup recipes #84

there was a doe in a sordid book
who fished out her spawn with a meat hook
she raised her burdens well 
out of an oyster shell 
where jane sung rituals from her hymn book 

©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick

poopling soup recipes #04

there was a monk who could not escape 
the zoo where they hailed him the great ape
they fed him like a king 
on his plastic  throne  swing 
while monk meditated an escape

©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick

a reaping haiku ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

grim shooting the breeze 
knows the stale bar nuts are free 
to kill for the popes 

©bg 2022

authors notes -popes in this poem refers to those self appointed/anointed leaders who preach and encourage hate towards their fellow humans from their pulpits.
 

poopling soup recipes #106

there is a clock whose face is a void 
his executing hands once killed freud 
in a prison he stands 
facing the rock's badlands   
whose lost ghosts worship a heartless droid

©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick

poopling soup recipes #57

there was a tank that took a flower
from a warlord that wanted power 
but tank prefered to rust 
than turn the world to dust 
so tank's heart stalled at zero hour 

©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick

poopling soup recipes #79

there was an old bard who got gout 
that hopped on one foot and drank stout
the cure couldn't be worse 
than his timing of verse 
when the old bard lived through a drought

©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick

poopling soup recipes #15

there was a man who gave piggybacks 
he lived in half demolished love shacks 
that were built on pillars 
by passionate killers
who rode on the dogmatic mans backs 

©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick

poopling soup recipes #67

there was a bug with anxiety 
all a jitter in society
where one can get crowd crushed 
in a world that's airbrushed 
to ignore bugs with variety

©bg 2022

author's notes- not a Limerick it's a lymberbrick